April fool of programming?
This isn't an april fools joke - I am the april fool. April Fool was originally used to describe people who didnt' understand the julian calendar.
Been doing programming for nearly seventeen years now. (That's right 17 years). I am still a lame old newbie when it comes to date and time functions in the handfull of programming languages that i use.
Over the years i have dabbled in many of them ranging from a BASIC on a Spectrum, through ansi C to all three flavours of coffee (J2SE, J2ME, J2EE). Had a run in with fortran while I did a small research into quantum mechanics at university. Also done a little bit of C++ programming.